German "Dog Shit" Game

Here it is, just in time for Christmas, kids! "Kackel Dackel", a German children's game, about animal feces. No, this is NOT a joke....

From Goliath Games description [translated from German]:

"Goliath knows why children laugh: for example, about the dice game Kackel dachshund. Taboos such as animal feces fascinate children, and that's what Goliath uses for a fun thrill. The [dice] in turn decides whether the player's hungry Kackel Dachshund feeds or goes for a walk. Then

hopefully the unspeakable happens! Players have to collect the [dogshit], but that makes them
nothing, because the winner will be the first one who [doesn't poop?]."

It's available on Amazon.