Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Thursday, June 27, 2013

RIP Powermate Compressor 2011-2013

Well, my air compressor finally bit the bullet. It kept overheating even on the coolest of days. It wasn't really bad during the winter when it was practically outside whilst running but it's gotten worse as the summer went on. I recently started work on a Panzerspahkompanie for FOW Late War and this is the result.


The 250s on the right were the first and they turned out really well. The 8-rads were next and were just so-so (partly this is due to my indecision on the actual camo scheme). The Luchs (front left) were last and are a huge fail - CFM pressure kept dropping and I kept having to stop and wait for the motor to cool, which resulted in an overdone soft-edge scheme.

I actually came back after taking this picture and started doing some dot camouflage on the StuGs by masking and, while, they look great, they're now half done, since this is when the compressor decided to commit hari-kari. Oh well, as Ron Swanson says:



Sunday, July 10, 2011

Chicago LARPers(?) busted in Millenium Park

The Sun-Times, WLS, and the Chicago Tribune are reporting that at least one Chicago resident has been arrested and charged with "disorderly conduct" in what appears to be a LARPing session go awry.



It seems to have started yesterday, when a "suspicious package" (which, upon further police investigation, turned out to be 2 bricks) was spotted under the 'Bean' sculpture in downtown's Millenium Park at 5:36pm. This prompted the police to cordon off the area, stop all traffic on Michigan Ave., declare a Level 1 HazMat situation, and call in the arson and bomb squads!


It seems that 3 people were arrested, but only 1 is officially facing charges. I can't find any info on what the actual LARPing game in question was but it appears to be some sort of non-fantasy LARP.

It's insane that it took 4 hours, the closure of a portion of a major city, and numerous police and firefighters to figure out this was all part of a live-action game. Although, you would think LARPers would have chosen a less-conspicuous park to hold their game in...

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

THE most expensive WW2 rulebook...

Now that Warhammer Historical has been subsumed under the umbrella of Forge World, it was only inevitable that their prices would rise....this is just ridiculous though.

Today, WH-H announced their new 20mm ruleset Kampfgruppe Normandy, a 348-page rulebook for only.....(wait for it)....$78USD!!!

Kampfgruppe Normandy - Rulebook

No one can complain about Battlefront being too expensive now...

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Space Marines have officially 'Jumped The Shark'

Grey Knights are now on Advance Order, the "new" DreadKnight above can be yours for the astronomical price of $53.75! And new plastic Grey Knights can be yours for $33 for 5 models.

Hurray.....?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Michigan Toy Soldier owner charged with defrauding Peter Jackson

In probably the strangest news I've ever heard in the gaming community, the owner of the popular FLGS & website Michigan Toy Soldier Co. has been charged with stealing Peter Jackson's (best known as the director of the Lord Of The Rings movies) credit card info and using it to purchase $200,000 of merchandise for his business.

Rick Berry, who owns Michigan Toy Soldier, has been charged with credit card fraud in federal court and is scheduled to be sentenced on Feb. 7th. Media reports state that Peter Jackson made an online purchase and Mr. Berry fraudulently used that information to subsequently purchase around $200,000 in merchandise for Michigan Toy Soldier.

Mr. Jackson became aware of these fraudulent purchases sometime in 2007 and Mr. Berry subsequently repaid about $100,000 of the charges at about $2,500 per month. In his defense, Mr. Berry's attorney claims that he used the money to keep his business afloat and that he had every intention to pay it back as quickly as possible.


I still haven't been able to track down the official court filings via Justia but, when I do, I'll post them here!

Monday, January 10, 2011

1993 Dragonstrike "instructional video"

From the WTF!? files, the "instructional video" VHS that came with 1993's Dragonstrike game. 33 mins of pure cheesy awesomeness.



Monday, December 20, 2010

$3M+ In Taxpayer Money To Games


Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) recently released his Wastebook 2010 compiling examples of how taxpayer monies were used to fund wasteful, pork-barrel spending by the United States Gov't over the past few years.

What stands out over the past few years are the level of money used to fund the development of multiple games and studies involving gaming with little or no discernible effect on the U.S. economy or benefit to the taxpayer.

Here's how your money was wasted:

"6. Studying World of Warcraft and Other Virtual Games - (Irvine, CA) $2.9 Million"

Bonnie Nardi, professor of "Informatics" for the Donald Bren school at UC-Irvine, received a 3-year grant totaling nearly $3,000,000 to study 'decentralized virtual activity systems" in online MMORPGs like WoW and Second Life. How does Prof. Nardi plan to do her "studying"? Why, by playing World Of Warcraft, of course! From her own website:

"My most recent research concerns massively multiplayer online games. I am conducting participant-observation fieldwork in World of Warcraft , the most popular MMOG, studying how players collaborate as well as the relationship of offline, online, and in-game activity."

Prof. Nardi has already received over $100,000 in 2008 from the Nat'l Science Foundation to do another study, specifically on WoW, which she later went on to publish as the book My Life as a Night Elf Priest, available now for the low, low price of $28.95!



To reiterate, this woman took $100,000 to produce a "study" whose findings she subsequently went on to publish in a private, for-profit book and then received another $1M every year for 3 years to do a participant survey on the same online game! For shame, Professor!

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"23. Zoo Receives Federal Funding to Develop Online Video Game 'Wolfquest' - (Apple Valley, MN) $609,160"

A subject that I'm also passionate about (wildlife conservation & the re-introduction of wild predators) mishandled by the Nat'l Science Foundation!

Developed by staff members of the Minnesota Zoo and game developer Eduweb to educate the public on wolf conversation issues, 'Wolfquest" is a free linear wildlife game (which doesn't mean the Minnesota Zoo is lacking in trying to milk every last marketing dollar it can from the franchise) with, at last count, only has ~250,000 downloads (for a game that was released 2 years ago+!).

Personally, I don't have an issue with some funding going to produce educational games which are fun, interactive, and generally have an important message. But kids barking at a computer screen (as detailed in the infomercial below) probably won't help the issue:




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"45. A Recession-Inspired Video Game - (Hanover, NH) $137,530"

What's needed in these dark times when unemployment is high and people find it difficult to find work is a game that lets us play the side of management in a Tetris-like environment based on how quickly one can lay off employees!

Luckily, someone over at the Values At Play project (whose mission statement, ironically, involves a lot of talk about advancing "humanistic principles") was able to take over $100,000 to give us "Layoff", described as:

"...an 11-by-8-inch grid populated by tiny workers…The objective is to shuffle these characters into groups of three of a kind, at which point they can be banished to mill aimlessly about the unemployment line..." [emphasis mine]



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"78. Video Game Parties Rock Out - (Murfreesboro, TN) $5,000"

Last and certainly least, the Murfreesboro Public Library used $5,000 to host several "game nights" where patrons could play Wii, Xbox360, and PS2 games on a 96" inflatable TV screen.

The funds come from the Institute of Museum and Library Sciences, whose goal is "to develop strong libraries and museums to connect people to information or ideas"...I think I'll write the IMLS and ask them to fund my next video game platform purchase.


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

German "Dog Shit" Game

Here it is, just in time for Christmas, kids! "Kackel Dackel", a German children's game, about animal feces. No, this is NOT a joke....



From Goliath Games description [translated from German]:

"Goliath knows why children laugh: for example, about the dice game Kackel dachshund. Taboos such as animal feces fascinate children, and that's what Goliath uses for a fun thrill. The [dice] in turn decides whether the player's hungry Kackel Dachshund feeds or goes for a walk. Then
hopefully the unspeakable happens! Players have to collect the [dogshit], but that makes them
nothing, because the winner will be the first one who [doesn't poop?]."